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Title: Fat? So what?! ♥

written on Monday, September 13, 2010 @ 9:55 PM ✈{ 0 comments }

Lala.Random post.
But this post is dedicated to all those ~~fat~~ (But normally I will say CHUBBY) babes out thr. ~
I don't care how chubby are you, but this is the truth :

"So what if we are Fat? Deal with It!

We're BIG WOMEN and WE LOVE IT! It takes a big body to contain all this FABULOUSNESS! Don't be jealous alrightie ? ^^ "

Okay lah, So normally, we, chubby people tends to get MORE attention as we get usually get comments from people around you like :

Person A : Wahh! See see, her THIGHS arh, so big sia~ *laughs* *points points*

Person B : Wahh! I think ah, you go in the swimming pool/hot spring/sea arh, *insert country name* get Tsunami ah.

Person C : Wahh! See see, thr got one 'bui' eh! Sibeh 'bui' sia! *laughs* *points points*
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Person Y : OI 死肥猪！(This means dead fat pig in English, normally use to insult fat ppl in chinese) HAHAHAHA. *laughs* *Points*

Person Z : Eat eat eat! So fat alr still eat!

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Okay lah, above are some comments people give when they see me but I will just joke, laugh and pretends nothing happen ~ Cause I know deep down inside ...

They are haters! I have TONS of em! They are just trying to putting you down to make themselves feel good! Plain jealously huh~ Not bad not bad. :> That's all I could say!

I have so many people hating on me, or should I say commenting on me when they don't even know me. And you know what I do ? I laugh! Haters make me famous! Commenting and pointing just makes people look at you. AND TADA. Famous ahuh~ (Remember to wave back when people look at you. ) They just want to make you feel crappy because they feel like sh*t about themselves!

Here is where the BHB (Buay Hiao Bai) skills come in ~

Ignore it because you know you are beautiful no matter what they say!
I don't care and I don't want to know how you look but I'm sure you are beautiful in some ways as 世界上只有懒女人没有丑女人。

And did you realise ?
Those who LOVES commenting doesn't look great themselves either. *Pimple face, shorty, Botaks, or someone with a simply TOOT hairstyle ...

And those people who make friends with chubby people are often quite chio or handsome.

Call this retribution or what. HAHA.

*Not insulting those who have pimples, short or botaks or ppl with toot hairstyle, just stating some examples~

If you wanna comment back, here are some awesome sentence you can use to shoot back :

" Fat is the new thin! It's better to bounce like a ball than snap like a twig! "
This is for those who wants to sound more smart.

" Aiyoo sayang, If I fat I can choose to go on diet, but you ah, Jialat liao wor. No matter how many times of plastic surgery you go also no hope ah. " *Prays*
This is for "typical Singaporeans" with Singlish ~

"My dear, I can lose weight tomorrow, but you can't gain brains. Sad life. You should be hiding in one corner and chant FML. "
Use this anytime you want~

Oh, best if the person who insult you is a guy, this method won't fail if he's A GUY.
I REPEAT. A REAL MAN with balls.

Step 1 : Tap the guy or call out to the guy who LOVES commenting on you.
Step 2 : Look down at his you-know-where (Girls, no need to be shy, it's nothing :> )
Step 3 : Stare for awhile and start shaking head.
Step 4 : Stick out your thumb.
Step 5 : Compare your thumb with his you-know-where by looking at your thumb, then his you-know-where and start make the 'ze ze ze' sound.
Step 6 : Then say "Aiyo, JIALAT LIAO. Shorter than my thumb sia! I can recommend you my uncle, he's a good doctor you know. Maybe he can help you with that problem so that your future wife won't 给你戴绿帽 AKA cheat on you. :) "
Step 7 : Walk away. *Provide a name card of your uncle if you can*

HAHA.
I am sucha genius. :>
ROFL.
So there's nothing wrong if you're fat!
Dieting can always starts tmr!

Let's end off with a video ~